It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was young and being a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
A clever smuggler came to the border with a donkey. The donkey's back was heavily laden with straw. The official at the border was suspicious and pulled apart the man's bundles till there was straw all around, but not a valuable thing in the straw was found. "But I'm certain you're smuggling something," the official said, as the man crossed the border.
This is the story about a man who remained unmarried his whole life, and when he was dying, ninety years old, somebody asked him, “You have remained unmarried your whole life, but you have never said what the reason was. Now you are dying, at least quench our curiosity.
A kinsman came to see Nasrudin from the country and brought a duck. Nasrudin was grateful, had the bird cooked, and shared it with the guest. Presently another visitor arrived. I am a friend, he said, of the man who gave you the duck. Nasrudin fed him as well. This appened several times.
A very successful person parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side.
A famous motivational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife". Audience was in shock & silence.
In a trial, a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman.
A man brought a rabbit, a frog and a chicken to a talent agent's office. As the agent watched with disinterest, the frog drank from a glass of water while the rabbit danced around the chicken and performed somersaults.